I found the following at: Weekly World News
TOP 10 BABY NAMES GUARANTEED TO GET YOUR KID BEATEN UP!
By MARK MILLER
THE NATIONAL Research Institute has just
completed its annual survey of elementary and
junior high school playground fights and is making
public its finding of the 10 names kids have
who are most frequently beaten up by their
classmates! Please avoid:
DICK -- Avoid giving your children a slang
name for male or female genitalia.
GAY or GAYLORD -- Would you name your
child "Homo"?
FANNY -- Please don't name your daughter
after the human butt.
TUCKER -- Stay away from names that obviously
rhyme with curse words that could be
used against your child.
WOLFGANG -- Other kids don't care about
your Medieval German background; to them, it's
just plain weird.
ROSEPETAL HUMMINGBIRD -- Your hippie
brain of spiritual wonder won't fly with today's
first-graders.
HARRY -- Especially if the child's last name
is Cox, Beaver or Peters.
PRECIOUS -- Any name that's a compliment,
especially a delicate one, is practically like holding
up a sign saying "I dare you to hit me."
ADOLF -- What's wrong -- were "Osama" and
"Saddam" already taken?
Published on: 06/22/2005
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