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Masterbation to replace exercise

  Well since I do not have any problems with my heart ...then I must have been living the right sort of life style correct? 
  So now I can give you advice on how to take care of your heart.   (Smile)
  So first no smoking.  No drinking.  No drinking of water and in place of water you drink a lot of Coke. 
  As a small child a had the normal stuff kids should eat.
  As a pre-teen and teen I lived on only TV dinners.  So I guess if your going to follow the Jim Howard heart diet you should do the same.
  Then there is masterbation every day. 
  You can get fast foods, tacos everything.  Just do not mix with water.  Wash it down with Coke.
  There you have my diet.  Then you also can have a healthy heart.
  Now I do not know about some of the items in the diet.  I think you could replace Pepsi for Coke.  If your married I am not sure if sex with your husband or wife can replace the masterbation. 
  I guess we need some sort of study.    Smile

  I am just kidding.  Pay No Attention to the man behind the blog. 
  I do not recommend only TV dinners for years when your young.  My weight was 115 pounds and I looked like someone in a death camp. 
  Everyone says a person should drink water.  I think many of you are drinking a lot more water than you need but water is reported to be good for you.  Maybe if your a man and you drink enough water you will not have a prostate the size of mine.
  I am 100% sure that smoking is not good for you.  I did not always know that however..when I was a kid I used to buy my dad a carton of cigarettes for Christmas, his birthday and Father's Day.  Not only that they were Camel cigarettes.  Smile
  Now maybe sports and exercise could replace the daily masterbation. 
  I am not sure that the sports and exercise are as much fun.

  OK there you have my recommendations.   No need to thank me.  I was glad to give you my advice.  Smile

No heart problems

  I saw the heart doctor today.   I have zero heart problems.  I have not had a heart attack and I have no heart damage.  Hell I may live forever.  Smile

  I still have chest pain from time to time.  I think one of my heart medications is the cause of the chest pain.  The heart doctor does not seem to think that is the problem.
  I should not have told him about my banana cure.  He looked at me like I was nuts.
  I was expecting him to refer me for a mental exam.
  He did say that maybe I should see a GI doctor about the pains.  No way. I am not seeing a GI doctor. 

  I also attempted a few jokes when I was with the heart doctor.  I do not think he understands my sense of humor.  I see him again in six months.  Not sure why I see him in six months but I do have an appointment.

  I am still taking all the heart medications and he added Zetia.  I have not got the Rx filled yet for it.  I guess I will give it a try.

  I have an appointment with my primary care doctor on Monday. 

  I got three DVDs today from Netflix.  I got "Dead Man",  "The Namesake" and "Friendly Persuasion." 

I see the heart doctor today

  I have an appointment with the heart doctor today.  This will be my first check up with him.  My guess is that he may have some additional information to tell me about my condition.
  I had to borrow $35.00 from Russell so I could afford the office visit. 
 
  When I get out I always have to worry about making it to the location and back and bath room locations.  It is a pain.  Most people just worry about getting someplace.  Oh well..I think I got a heart that is in good condition and a prostate that is in bad condition.  I am glad it is not the other way around.

  I see my primary care doctor on Monday.  An office visit with him does not cost anything.
  Of course last time I saw him he sent me to the ER and I got admitted for four days.

Earth Hour - March 29, 2008 at 8PM

"Good ideas can come from anywhere, especially now that we are all connected in the global digital network. In 2007, Earth Hour was an idea conceived by some people in Sydney, Australia who believed they could make a difference by organizing the city to turn off its electricity for one hour. The event was such a success that its expanding its reach around the world.

At 8pm on March 29, 2008 millions of people in some of the world's biggest cities including Copenhagen, Toronto, Chicago, Melbourne, Brisbane, Tel Aviv and Manila will unite and switch off for Earth Hour.

There's an interactive web site where people can connect and upload videos and photographs and a pdf file with instructions on how you can create an Earth Hour in your town or community." 

Awearness Blog

 

John McCain's supporters hurting him

  I admire John McCain for his statement on Bill Cunningham.  Many political people would have said something very mild but John McCain blasted Cunningham.  Keep in mind Bill Cunningham was the warm up act, that night, for John McCain.
  John McCain was so firm in his statement about Bill Cunningham that the talk show host went on Fox "news" and attacked both Obama and John McCain.  Then later on his radio talk show Bill Cunningham said he was going to vote for Hillary Clinton.

 

GOP in hot water over Obama attacks

  I am sure you have seen and heard about the RNC rejecting the attacks on Obama by a state Republican party.  I bet you heard John McCain rejecting in firm tones the attacks on Obama.
  But the attacks not only go on but they get worst and worst. 

 

  This is just what I said would happen and why I think we should go with Hillary Clinton. 
  I do think that these attacks on Obama are so bad and so sick that it will get him extra support.  I think there will be some good decent people that will want no part of these attacks on Obama.  I think this hateful sort of attack will cost John McCain votes.  Some of the right wing Republican supporters will vote for Obama.  But many will not vote for Obama but they will just stay home and not vote for John Mcain.
 
 

GOP Senate hopeful diverting collagen to enlarge penises

  The following is from Boingboing.  I am just going to reprint it here.
I don't even know what to think or say about it.

 

"GOP Senate hopeful got rich diverting corpsemeat from burn victims to enlarge penises

Posted by Cory Doctorow, February 27, 2008 8:57 PM | permalink

Republican former South Dakota lieutenant governor and potential Senate candidate Steve Kirby made his fortune running a scandal-wracked business that harvested collagen from corpses donated for medical research and using it for cosmetic products and penis-enlargements:

Collagenesis specialized in processing donated skin off cadavers into cosmetic surgery products, and was subject to a blistering five-part investigative series by the Orange County Register beginning on April 17, 2000. “Burn victims lie waiting in hospitals as nurses scour the country for skin to cover their wounds, even though skin is in plentiful supply for plastic surgeons,” read the lede of the Register report. “The skin they need to save their lives is being used instead for procedures that could wait: supporting bladders, erasing laugh lines and enlarging penises.”..

Kirby’s niche industry had proven financially lucrative. Collagenesis could take the skin off one cadaver and convert it into $36,000 of a gel injected to smooth wrinkles and inflate lips. Its lone competitor, a firm called LifeCell, estimated its potential revenues from such skin at $200 million a year — 10 times what it would earn if it focused on life-saving burn applications instead of cosmetic surgery."

Link (via Making Light)

U.S. Senator Obama called a "Manchurian candidate"

  I never heard of Bill Cunningham until today.  He is a right wing Republican radio talk show host. 

 

  Now in the video above he attacks "Barack Hussein Obama" over and over again.  Even John McCain repudiated Bill Cunningham. 
  But I watched the above video and sure Bill Cunningham is being an ass but he was attacking someone that he does not like.  Now I would never say anything like that about John McCain but if I were up there talking about President Bush you would all think that Bill Cunningham was a pussy.  Because I would be ten time harder on President Bush.

  So I was going to say no big deal ...who cares what Bill Cunningham has to say.. I never heard of the guy.

  But then Bill Cunningham goes on Fox "news" and calls Barack Hussein Obama a "Manchurian candidate" and no one says one word about that.  Sean Hannity called Bill Cunningham his "good friend" and I felt for a bit like the two might fucking kiss.  But Sean Hannity should have stopped Bill Cunningham right on the spot and asked him what did you just called Senator Obama? 

 

 

  "The Manchurian Candidate" was a 1962 movie about a former Korean War POW that is brainwashed by the Communist and is sent back to the United States and is a political assassin.
  Even Fox "news" should not allow a statement to be made like that.  Bill Cunningham should have been made to say he was sorry for making that statement and hell if I were the host of the show, even if I were a Republican, I would have kicked him off the show.
  That statement is the worst thing that anyone has said about anyone in politics.
  I can not believe that the show did not come to a stop right at that point and Bill Cunningham torn into for a statement like that..yes even on Fox "news."
  The only reason I can think that Bill Cunningham got away with making that statement is that Fox "news" hosts do not watch movies.  I think Fox owns some movies channels and movies.
  What the fuck?  I think Bill Cunningham would be off the air.  Not just as a guest on Fox "news" but off the air.  
  
 
 

Gasoline $4 by spring

  The "experts" say things are going to get worse for us.  Gasoline, now at $3.15, may hit $4 in some locations by spring.  See CNN story. 
  I do not own a car.  So I have no car payment, no insurance for a car and do not have to buy gas.  Truth is I can not afford any of those things.  Most of all I could not afford gasoline.
  But the price of food has been going up and it is going up more.  I notice it now.  Everything seems to cost so much.  I do not know how families are going to make it.

  William F. Buckley Jr. is dead at 82 years of age.  I used to watch is "Firing Line" show on TV.  He was a very smart man.  I hated it that he seemed to want to prove it and put it in the face of everyone that he was smart.  I always sort of wished I could appear on his show and I would ask him to use smaller words that everyone could understand.  Even if I knew what the word I still wanted to be on the show just so I could try and get him to speak in everyday English that the common man understands.  But it was a great show.
  I wonder how he felt the last few years.  I suspect he was not happy and very sad what President Bush did to the conservative movement.  I am sure he wanted to live as long as he could but if he had died before this President Bush he might have died with a smile on his face.  This way he may have died with a tear in his eye.
  Great man with a grand mind.

 
  Man it sucks big time that the Taliban is winning in Afghanistan.  We went into Afghanistan and kicked their butts.  We kicked al Qaeda out of Afghanistan.  Then President Bush gets us into Iraq and forgets about Afghanistan.  Now the Taliban are back.  Plus the Afghanistan people are fed up with their national government.  What a fucking shame.

  The U.S. Air Force is going to be spending $40 billion for tankers.  My God I do not see how we can afford all the things this nation needs now.  President Bush and spent our life blood and used up our military forces.  Not just man power but the hardware.
  I am sure we do need these tankers but my God $40 billion.
  We just a B-2 bomber crash and that one cost us $2 billion.
  I am not sure why anyone wants to be president after President Bush.  He has put the nation into a real mess.  The man, or woman, that becomes president is going to have to give us some bad news and make some decisions that will not be popular.  I think the next president will be a one term president.

SEIU's Spanish Ad for Obama

  The SEIU is running this adv, for Obama, in Ohio and Texas. 
This is in Spanish.