I been hiding in a bunker

  I just came out of my underground bunker.  I went into it to protect myself from the dead NASA satellite.  Before I went into the bunker I took out an insurance policy that would have had to pay out had I died from the satellite falling on me.
  I am alive.  I guess I will buy the I survived the satellite t-shirt and hat.
 
  Now they are not going to fool anyone…That satellite did just not fall out of orbit.  It was a sign from God.  It was a sign from God that the end of the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy on homosexuals did not please God and he sent us a sign.
  Just wait until we find out where God sent the dead satellite. It will not land on the heads of Republicans.  It will come down on the liberal Socialist Communist Democrats. 
  You know God loves the Republicans and would not send the satellite to harm them.  Remember the Fox News debate the other day?  The audience booed a gay American soldier serving in combat in Iraq.  Now those are real true Americans those Republicans and those Tea Party members.  God loves them and will protect them.

  So my guess is that the dead NASA satellite, pulled by the hand of God from orbit, is going to land on some liberal college professor or one of those liberal Hollywood people.  But you never know where God is going to send his punishment. 
  It would be great if God had the satellite land on The New York Times or CNN.  But we can be sure that God is not happy that gays can now serve in the United States military.