I know it is Monday

  On Monday the lawn crew shows up at this apartment complex.  They mow the lawn.  They use a weed eater.  They then use a blower. 
  I am glad the apartment people keep the place looking nice but I am an old man and I need my naps. 

  Then I got an unwanted phone call.  A robot call wanting to sell me a home security system. 
  My number is on the national and Texas do not call list but it does not seem to matter.  Plus I think I read that the FCC had issued an order that no robot telephone calls were to be allowed.

  I know… I am just getting old.. and everything upsets me….