“Published on May 9, 2012 by oldfartrants
Some people at World Net Daily, an extreme right wing media outlet, and THE place for the latest birther and Jesus news, are claiming that Andrew Breitbart was assassinated by the Obama administration to silence him from telling the truth about their evil takeover plans. Andrew Breibart died in April from a heart attack, but the right wing conspiracy nuts are sure that he was murdered by the Obama administration to keep him quiet so Obama can win in 2012. Here are the facts they have to make their case: Christopher Lasseter, the only witness to Breitbart's actual death, is missing. His phone is disconnected, and he no longer lives at his last address. They say there's no doubt Obama had him murdered because what other explanation could there be for a guy who's been hounded relentlessly by right wing media kooks for interviews to turn off his phone, move out of his apartment, and disappear? Also, the day the LA County coroner released Breitbart's autopsy report, a photographic tech at the coroner's office (who didn't actually work on the Breitbart autopsy) died suddenly from unknown causes. Obviously another victim of the Obama hit squad! But I have my own theory. I think Michelle Obama, our FLOTUS, worked with the CIA or NSA or FBI to plan her campaign for healthy eating and exercise for Americans, knowing that Fox News would report the story as a socialist attack on our personal freedoms by the Obama administration, which they did, which would make Andrew Breibart suspicious of being healthy, you know, because of freedom, and do the exact opposite - even though his doctors told him he had an enlarged heart and to clean up his act, he kept smoking and drinking and overeating, and it killed him! When will the Obama crime spree ever end?”
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