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‘Death to all Communists’

                                                               

  I went out for a walk tonight.  I was out for about an hour at 11 PM walking.  But 30 minutes I spent talking to an old guy (about my age) in a parking lot.  He was coming back from the store with his cart. 
  He told me that a new drug place was opening up in the old donut shop.  He said the cops were corrupt and in with them. It is a drug paraphernalia shop.  I do not know what the state and local laws are on selling products like it here in Fort Worth.  (Hell it might be a front sting operation for the Fort Worth police.  It would not surprise me.  I think it would be a great idea.  Have the police open up a paraphernalia shop.  Or I guess you could just setup a camera outside the shop and video and take photos of everyone and their cars.)
  Well the old guy was crazy on the subject of Communist and Communism.  Washington DC is filled with Communist and they are controlling everything!  The Democrats are all hard core Communist.   
  The Vietnam Memorial was a Communist plot by a “clink” Communist (architect Maya Lin).  She did the wall in black because that is a “sign” of Communism!
  He just went on and on and on…  How I got by talking for 30 minutes to the guy I will never know…I guess because he was doing most of the talking and not listening to me.
  But when I did get him to listen to me for a little bit … He said you are a Communist and then he said “Death to all Communists!” He started pushing his cart fast and he did not look back..  He wanted to get as far away from me as he could.

  I am not to smart.  Not smart to walk in this area at night and never talk to old men pushing carts.  Do not talk to young men pushing carts.  Just do not talk to anyone.

I needed to stay home from school because of a cowlick

                                          God is not fair.  Well since I do not believe in God I guess I got to say that life is not fair. 
When I was a baby I was a cute baby.  When I was a kid I was a good looking kid.
  But just when I got to the age were I was interested in girls and I wanted them to like me I was no longer a cute boy.  The girls were not interested in me. 

  The photo on the left is me at 9 years of age.  It was taken April 15, 1949 in Kansas City, MO.
 

  When my voice changed I had a “bedroom voice” and when I would talk to girls on the telephone they were hot for me…  until they saw me.  Bummer…
  Then I made a big mistake by going to a Catholic all male high school.  No girls.  If I could go back in time I would not make that mistake.
 
  I blame the Republicans… Well I blame Republicans for everything… I got to blame someone right?
 
Is my hair parted on the wrong side in the photo?  My mother said I had a “cowlick” and my hair had to be parted a certain way.  
My mother for the longest time also said I had a “heart murmur” because a school “nurse” told her that I had one.  When I would see a doctor she would tell the doctor that story and the doctor would laugh and say that I did not have a murmur. 
  I hated to go to school.  I guess I was not very smart about it.  I should have told my mother that my cowlick or my heart murmur was causing me problems and I needed to stay home from school. 

I been hiding in a bunker

  I just came out of my underground bunker.  I went into it to protect myself from the dead NASA satellite.  Before I went into the bunker I took out an insurance policy that would have had to pay out had I died from the satellite falling on me.
  I am alive.  I guess I will buy the I survived the satellite t-shirt and hat.
 
  Now they are not going to fool anyone…That satellite did just not fall out of orbit.  It was a sign from God.  It was a sign from God that the end of the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy on homosexuals did not please God and he sent us a sign.
  Just wait until we find out where God sent the dead satellite. It will not land on the heads of Republicans.  It will come down on the liberal Socialist Communist Democrats. 
  You know God loves the Republicans and would not send the satellite to harm them.  Remember the Fox News debate the other day?  The audience booed a gay American soldier serving in combat in Iraq.  Now those are real true Americans those Republicans and those Tea Party members.  God loves them and will protect them.

  So my guess is that the dead NASA satellite, pulled by the hand of God from orbit, is going to land on some liberal college professor or one of those liberal Hollywood people.  But you never know where God is going to send his punishment. 
  It would be great if God had the satellite land on The New York Times or CNN.  But we can be sure that God is not happy that gays can now serve in the United States military.

Bachmann cuts meat on factory tour

 

   Michele Bachmann just lost the vegetarian vote and animal lovers vote.
Word is that she also had a teleprompter to tell her what to say and that the meat was pre cut for her.  Why would I lie about a thing like that?

Webcam 101 for Seniors…

Trying to learn how to use their new computer!

 

 

 

“It's one of this week's "viral video sensations," as ABC News' Technology Review says.

Oregon senior citizens Bruce and Esther Huffman were playing with their new laptop and trying to figure out how to use its camera function. They ended up inadvertently making a video that's been watched more than 4 million times since agranddaughter put it on YouTube last month.

He sings, burps and makes faces — and gets a little frisky. She keeps trying to find out how the dang thing works.

Portland's KATU-TV talked to the couple this week and reports that:

"Just in case anyone thinks the video was all an act, the couple assures everyone that's just not the case. 'If we'd have staged it, I would have been all, uhhhhh ... but since we knew nothing was happening, we were just being ourselves just having fun laughs,' Bruce said."

The Oregonian reports Bruce is 86. Esther is 79. And it adds that Esther says they "married seven years ago after their spouses from previous marriages died, [and] are 'very much still in love' " — something that the video certainly shows.”   NPR

Weather Channel Streaker

“Weather Channel reporter Eric Fisher was giving a live report about Hurricane Irene on Saturday when a streaker disrupted his coverage.

Fisher said he was "pretty much speechless" about the swarms of people he saw reveling in the streets of Virginia Beach, even as Hurricane Irene whipped about all around him. Fisher clearly thought people were being foolish and reckless, but said he would "bite his tongue" to avoid being too frank about the situation. As if to prove his point, a group of young men in bathing suits ran past him during the live report he was giving, and one of them even flashed the camera--from behind and in front…”    Huffington Post

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Melting Ice Cream Truck

Who needs a thermometer when you have a molten ice cream truck? By that point you don't need an exact reading; it's simply "too damn hot."

This sculpture in Australia won the artist the $30,000 Sulpture by the Sea prize in 2006. [via The Last Appetite]